Get Paid to shorten url

You might not believe it, but here it is: now you can get paid to shrink your url as you would normally do. How, you might ask? Very simple: adf.ly. All you have to do is sign up with them, then convert your url on your website, facebook, twitter, youtube, google  ,forums or any other social network that you use to to adf.ly, and they will pay you into your account for everyone that clicks on it.

You get paid automatically in your paypal account the first Monday of every month once you reach a minimum of $5. Which, lets face it, it is not a lot.

 That is not all, if you refer other users to sign up for the service, you will earn 5% commision on every advertising order they make. A great way to boost your earnings, selling quality traffic with adf.ly!

 What are you waiting for? Sign up here.

Make Money Uploading Files

If like me, you love to share in the world of the Internet, then ShareCash is the right tool for you.

 Simply register and start uploading your files, such as e-book, torrents, music, zip files... you name it. They accept every format.


Unlike other upload websites that pay you insanely low prices, such as $10 for 1000 US downloads, ShareCash pays an average of 60 cents per download. Thats an average of $600 for 1000 downloads - sixty times more than any other upload cash website! The best part is that 60 cents is just an average: some downloads will pay 80 cents, some $1, some even $10, and they support downloads from nearly all countries! In fact, it's very normal for some users to average 80 cents to a dollar per download.

 Here are some of the features ShareCash offers:

• Affiliate System - refer users and get 10% of what they earn!
• Premium Memberships - downloaders can buy a premium membership. If they buy one after visiting your file, you get 30% of the price!
• Affiliate messaging system - you can now talk to and train your affiliate army to make you even more cash!
• Low cashout limit - get your money after earning only $10 !
• Accepts any file type!
• Super secure - your details, files, and earnings are safe with us!
• International downloads - get paid for any country!
• Flexible, on time payments!
• Easy-to-use folder-based uploads manager!
• Friendly, 24/7 Online Community on our Forum, Live Chat, TeamSpeak, and Ventrillo!
• High-tech FTP, Direct, and Remote Uploader!

What are you waiting for? Go to ShareCash and start earning right away!

The Patient Bear

One day, a bear and a rabbit were walking trough the woods when they saw a golden frog. The frog said 'I don`t see many people, but when I do I grant them three wishes. The bear looks at the rabbit and says 'That means three each'. The bear then says, "I wish all the bears in this forest were female." The rabbit wishes for a motorbike. The bear looks at the rabbit, then says, "in fact, I wish all the bears in the next forest were female, too." The rabbit wishes for a crash helmet. The bear (getting a bit carried away), "I wish all the bears in the WORLD were female!!" Then,the rabbit puts on the helmet, revs the bike and says, "I wish that bear right there was gay" and rides away.

Life Answered's Questions

Life Answered's Questions

If cocaine were legal, would they sell it in little packages like Sweet N' Low? Would they call it Sweet N' High?

If drinking and driving is illegal, why do bars have parking lots?

If someone leads but no one follows... are they just out for a walk?

Is it possible for someone to become addicted to therapy? And If so, how would you treat them?


After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?


Can a storm be officially designated as a tornado without touching down at a trailer park?

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?


Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Charlie: I'm not old enough to understand girls. Jasper: Heh, I don' think anybody lives THAT long. 

Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?

Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?

Did Noah keep his bees in archives?

Did Washington flash a quarter when asked for ID?

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?


Does the fountain of youth and the fountain of knowledge come from the same fictitious underground stream?

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algae-bra?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Have you ever wondered what the other side of your bellybutton looks like? Ewww.

How can something be 'new and improved'? If it's new what was it improving on?

How can there be a limited lifetime warranty?

How can there be self-help GROUPS?

How can you be ALONE with somebody? Think about it...

How come in Scooby Doo Fred and Daphne were always on the same team and Velma, Scooby and Shaggy were always on the same team? Doesn't seem quite right now that you think about it, does it?

How come on the show 'Family Matters' two of the kids just dissappeard... they were there one season and gone the next... makes you wonder if family really does matter?


How come when you are driving through a neighborhood looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

How do 'Do Not Walk On Grass' signs get there?

How do I set my laser printer on stun?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?

How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

 

Women Joke

When God was creating the human race, he lined up all the males on one side and all the females opposite. Then he asked: Which of your species would like to urinate standing up? Well, the males went crazy, shouting that they wanted to pee standing up. 'Fine', says God, 'Women get multiple orgasms'.

The Dolphins' Research

Check out this cute little dolphins. There are 9 of them.

 You didn't see a single dolphin, did you?

Research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such a scenario.

What they will see are the nine dolphins.

If it takes you longer than three seconds to see the dolphins, your mind is heavily biased in favor of perceiving the intimate couple (the email from which I harvested this picture says "your mind is corrupt"...)

Dirty Mind Visual Jokes

Don't we all have a dirty mind?

God Visual Jokes

If you feel offended somehow by my blog, then don't visit it. This is only a joke. Don't take life too seriously, you are not going to come out alive of it.

A man's best friend: beer

A man's best friend: beer

24 hrs in a day. 24 beers in a case ... coincidence?

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? - W.C. Fields

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. -Ernest Hemingway

American beer is like making love in a canoe. It's f*cking close to water. - Monty Python

And God said: Let there be vodka! And He saw that it was good. Then God said: Let there be light! And then He said: Whoa - too much light.

As a rule, I don't drink -- as a habit, I do!

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...

Beer - The reason I wake up every afternoon.

Beer contains Vitamin Pee.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862!

Beer: Now THERE'S a temporary solution.

Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your beer.

Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Give a man a beer, he'll waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, he'll waste a lifetime.

I don't drink anymore. Of course, I don't drink any less, either.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. - Frank Sinatra

I have a drink to celebrate the little things. Like Tuesdays - we only have one of those a week!

I killed a six-pack just to watch it die.

I swear to drunk I'm not God!

I'd rather have a beer than win father of the year. - Homer Simpson

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. -Tom Waits

If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs. - David Daye

God = men + female

When God was creating the human race, he lined up all the males on one side and all the females opposite. Then he asked: Which of your species would like to urinate standing up? Well, the males went crazy, shouting that they wanted to pee standing up. 'Fine', says God, 'Women get multiple orgasms'.

El Fantastico y Maravilloso Mundo de Google (3 de 3)

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